Ridiculously Glorious

I'll make this quick.

Most of you know I work in a PR firm. It's entertainment so the atmosphere is relaxed, no suits or ties or anything. My boss is wearing Diesel jeans and a vintage t-shirt and phat kicks* for Pete's sake.

We've all crossed the line of appropriate work attire at some point or another. I myself have donned the occasion wife beater sans cover-up, track pants, or sombrero. It's cool like that, I'm pretty lucky.

BUT TELL ME HOW A GIRL IS WEARING STRAIGHT UP BOOTY SHORTS IN THIS PIECE TODAY.

I mean her ass is hanging out. I can see her uterus. It's so OOC* I can't even think straight to type. Ass cheeks at work. Now I've seen it all. Well almost, I need to get to a lesbian wedding and a pig intenstine eating contest and then I'll have truly seen it all.
Audi 500.*

Glossary -

phat kicks - dope shoes. limited edition nike dunks, retro air jordans, bathing apes, etc. see "sneakerheads" or "sneakergeeks"

OOC - out. of. control. may also be referred to as OOFC, out of fucking control. only to be used in extreme cases of out of controlness.

Audi 5000 - Bye.