Please, please. Put in away.

I REALLY don't know what it is - maybe it's just me or maybe it's something about guys in general. I'm almost afraid to bring it up because if I find out that it really is just me I'll be utterly mortified. I'm sure I'll laugh about it later, but I think mortification is certainly in the cards.

Why is it, and help me out here, that if you kiss someone he thinks it's automatically time to get naked? Literally - get naked. Or at least take out the penis. Now I do appreciate kissing as much as the next girl, but this do NOT mean I want to go down on you and/or let you stick it in. Kissing me for 30 seconds does not make it go time and damnit, how do you guys get undressed THAT fast without breaking away from a woman's lips? How DO you do it? I am perplexed.

Years of being myself, along with a very helpful research study on what is found attractive (thanks University of India), I've learned that I unknowingly exude copious amounts of intense sexual energy. (You may beg to differ after reading what I'm looking for - a HOT person - but I don't walk around thinking this all the time. And hey, this isn't the invitation for you to tell me that you're what I'm looking for. Let's focus on the blog here. This isn't about you and me.) Anywho, I don't know how to turn it off, it's not in the way I dress (believe me sweats and oversized t-shirts can't hide this invisible aura that seems to be seeping from my very pores and wafting into the air), and I don't ask for it on a daily basis. But it's there, hanging over my head like a rain cloud in a cartoon. Only, I don't get rained on, I get lots and lots of guys wanting to show me what Mr. Happy looks like.

Please, put it away. I just don't want to see that right now.

Or ever.Is it just me? Ladies, do you too fall victim to Automatically Naked Guy? Doesn't it totally turn you off? How do they respect themselves knowing they've been naked in front of numerous girls and probably only been intimate with less than half? Is it a numbers game - get naked enough and you'll just HAVE to score one time? Is it the law of averages? Somebody help me out.

I have seen way to much penis. Penis, I think we need to take a break. It's not you it's . . . well, yeah, it's definitely you.